Category - cumshot
A big list of oral jokes! 62 of them, in fact! Sourced from reddit, twitter, and beyond. John gives her oral sex and after they noticed that john had a pubic hair stuck in his teeth. The nurse gets the bright idea that oral sex might just provide the stimulus to bring the woman out of her coma. She calls the womans husband, tells him her idea about oral sex, and he agrees. 100 sex jokes that are 100 funny and 100 dirty i shaved for nothing. I got into an embarrassing situation at a swingers party last night. I snuck up behind an older lady, started fucking her from behind then looked up and suddenly realised that the guy at the other end of the spitroast, getting a blowjob, was my dad. I said, after 30 years of marriage i cant believe youre being unfaithful. A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. Mother, where do babies come from? The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, well dear, mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex. - steve martin i want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. - woody allen its been so long since ive had sex ive forgotten who ties up whom. My wife is a sex object - every time i ask for sex, she objects. Absolutely hillarious dirty one-liners! The largest collection of dirty one-line jokes in the world. Some of the most beautifully crafted, genuinely laugh-out-loud adult dirty jokes are so jaw-droppingly filthy that youd feel a little weird even sharing them with a consenting adult at a bar after midnight. Whats the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. What did the penis say to the vagina? Dont make me come in there! What do a woman and a bar have in common? Liquor in the front, poker in the back. Every day laughstv brings you the best stand up comedians in.